"Not My Gum-Drop Buttons!"

I baked cookies the other day, all by myself. I think that was my first time. Impressive, I know. 23 and baking cookies like some sort of self-sufficient adult. It's momentous, that's what it is. And they tasted good to boot. I even have friends lined up who will write short testimonials to that affect. For a small fee, sure, but they’ll write them.